Woman realizes she might have signed up for a lifetime cat delivery service after a third kitten shows up on her porch at night: 'I think you accidentally ticked the box for the CDS subscription service.'

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Ayala Sorotsky • Writer and Editor
Mar 31, 2026 11:00 AM EDT

Some people adopt a cat. But some people just live their lives, and cats keep appearing out of thin air, demanding to be adopted. That's the wholesome story of one woman who keeps adopting cats who keep coming to her door, and finding their forever home with her.

When people wish to adopt a cat, the Cat Distribution System always takes note. It might take them time to find you the right feline fit, and it might also take such a short time you'd be surprised. But when the CDS decides to send a cat your way, you'll know. And when it sends another… and another… and another… Well, you get the sense of it. Some people can't keep up, but the ones who do win a loving feline-filled family.

We're not saying that all people are in "danger" of becoming a Crazy Cat Lady just by accepting a floofy CDS delivery. But we're not saying that the road there can't be paved by the Cat Distribution System doing what it does best - distributing cats in need wherever their needs can be met. And apparently, this one lady's home was exactly where three beautiful cats found what they needed, one by one, in the course of eight months.

Do you think you could handle three adoptions in less than a year? We're not sure that just anyone could handle this amount of Cat™ entering their lives so quickly. But when the CDS know, they know… especially when it comes to what every human can handle. And this one adopted all the cats who came to her, hungry and meowing. And this third one prompted her to tell the amazing story of how all three cats found their forever home right where she lives.

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  • First of all, just look at this cutie patootie. Seeing a kitten play with a toy always brings so much joy to any cat person who looks at it. It's just such a small and joyous moment in life. Kittens being happy will always be a meowing mood lifter.

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    This is my 3rd delivery in 8 months, is there a CDS customer service representative that I can speak to?
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    Anyway, meet Gary. He showed up on my porch one night a week or so ago with a scratchy meow looking for food. He loves toys and pets and very talkative. No idea on his age, but I'm guessing young -
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    he's so little and skinny! Ear tipped and neutered, so don't have to worry about that. Made a vet appointment for him next week.
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    The good thing is there have been no major issues with my resident CDS oranges: Sir Charles of Biscuitville and Chester C. Chesterton. Obviously I need to give him a better name than just Gary, I'm working on it.
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    I know oranges share one braincell and are chaos demons, anything I should know about gray cats?
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    Welcome to your new home Gary. I guess I have 3 cats now. ל ל ל
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    Edit: His name has been decided, he shall henceforth be known as Gary the Gray. Thank you all for your suggestions.
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    DabbyShapiro No no, the other two are crazy formal and Gary is just chill. Please don't change his name Anyway the only gray cat I ever had was mean as all h I and your boy is already a sweet Spongekitty so I have no notes. Enjoy the company PS: Dueling gingers?! I will light a candle to Cthulhu for you.
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    OP fantastic-nonsense To be fair, Charles is an absolute cuddle bug love muffin and Chester is the main chaos demon. Both are dumb.
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  • Yes, typical orange cats. It doesn't matter if you have a chaos demon controlling your living room, tearing the curtains and designating the cups on the table as their sworn enemies, or if you have the floofiest love bug that wants hugs and pets 200% of the day - when your cat is orange, they come with zero brain cells. There's only one collective brain cell shared across all the ginger cats, and yours have to wait their turn with it. Only then might a thought form in their head.

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    Disastrous_Site_3598 Word has gotten out about how you give great hospitality. Kitties will talk you know.
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    OP fantastic-nonsense I can't take them all in! (proceeds to take them all in)
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    Suchafatfatcat You must be receiving excellent reports of proper care. The CDS probably has you on their Five Star Service Provider list.
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    OP fantastic-nonsense They must have heard about Tuna Tuesdays
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    aldehydeandseek This looks like a Russian Blue, which are so so sweet and loving. I grew up with one - best cat ever.
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    fantastic-nonsense OP I admittedly don't know much about cat breeds. Here's a better picture of Gary's face, I guess he could be a Russian Blue?
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    wickedlyzenful As someone who named all 3 of mine very... proper... names Mr Unikins Gkins Sir Chadwick von Chadderson And His Lordship Alexander Flufferkins I LOVE just Gary!! I mean.... he's his own dude and doesn't need any fancy a titles lol They are all adorable btw
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    OP fantastic-nonsense Thank you, they are all sweethearts
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    elladoherty Gary the Gray. I also love that both words have the same letters, just jumbled. Keep Gary. It's a great name.
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    OP fantastic-nonsense That's exactly how I came up with his name lol
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    aimeudeusfadas I like the two lords and then just gary lol
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    Lavington Windsor I think you accidentally ticked the box for the CDS subscription service
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    IAmTheHype427 If you want to make his name a little more fancy, he could be Count Garrett the Grey
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    Originalmissjynx Sir Garibaldi of Gingerville
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